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2007-03-15T00:18:43Z

VIEW FROM MY BACK YARD

2007-03-14T23:54:36Z

yolt @ 2006-09-01T02:07:00

2006-09-01T06:06:55Z

I AER MOVING TO MIAMI NEXT WEEK. PWNED.

yolt @ 2006-02-07T15:28:00

2006-02-07T20:27:56Z

I PLACED 1ST IN A 1600 FAG TEXAS HOLD'EM POKER TOURNAMENT LAST NIGHT. ACCOMPLISHING SUCH AN AMAZING FEAT EARNED ME $6720. I SIR...... AM A BADASS. THANK YOU AND GOODNIGHT.

ASDF

2006-01-05T23:34:55Z

You Are Lacy Panties

You're one seductive chica, but you've also got a ton of class.
You are like a pinup girl, with timeless beauty and sexiness.
Men are afraid to talk to you, knowing they'll be addicted to your charm immediately.
Only a true manly man, confident in himself, is your perfect match.

What Kind of Panties Are You?

yolt @ 2006-01-05T18:19:00

2006-01-05T23:19:57Z

My lj wedding by chynafox
username
age
city
you will marry	so_pretentious
flower girl	mrdna
best man	kneegrow
bridesmaid	jtotheneezy
you will have your last fling with	twilightx
registrar	skaytorre
secretly wants to marry you themself	hackerbread
date of the wedding	October 14, 2006
number of times you do it on your wedding night	55

Quiz created with MemeGen!

yolt @ 2005-11-14T03:51:00

2005-11-14T08:51:13Z

I WAS WATCHING DATELINE ON NBC AND THEY HAD THIS SEGMENT ON INTERNET PREDATORS, AND THEY SHOWED A BUNCH OF GUYS THAT SETUP MEETINGS WITH WHAT THEY THOUGHT WERE LITTLE KIDS AT THIS HOUSE. WHEN THE GUYS GOT TO THE HOUSE, THEY MET A GUY FROM DATELINE INSTEAD OF THE LITTLE KID THEY WENT THERE TO FUCK, AND DATELINE INTERVIEWED THEM. WELL THEY SHOWED SOME OF THE INTERNET NAMES OF THESE PEOPLE AND I GOT THE BRIGHT IDEA TO MAKE ONE OF THE SCREEN NAMES THEY SHOWED. THEY GAVE THE NAME OF THIS ONE GUY THAT WAS ON THE SHOW WHICH WAS SOME YAHOO NAME. SO I MADE THAT NAME ON AIM, SIGNED ON AND LAUGHED AT ALL THE PEOPLE THAT IMED ME TO TELL ME HOW DISGUSTING I AM (THINKING THEY WERE TALKING TO THE GUY THAT APPEARED ON DATELINE). HERE IS ONE OF THE LOGS, I EDITED THE SCREEN NAMES SO PEOPLE WONT LET THE GUY KNOW I WAS JUST FUCKING WITH HIM, AND PEOPLE WONT FUCK WITH ME!

Concerned Citizen One: hey

Concerned Citizen One: scumbag your on dateline right now
pal

YOLT: HEY BRO HOW OLD ARE YOU?

Concerned Citizen One: nuttin but im watching you on tv
right now

YOLT: YOU HOT?

Concerned Citizen One: hey joe

Concerned Citizen One: are you the dude on tv righ tnow?

YOLT: COME TO MY CHATROOM BOY

YOLT: IM LOOKING FOR SOMEONE YOUNGER

Concerned Citizen One: dont you pull that army order shit on
me buddy

Concerned Citizen One: yea i know you are you should up at
the dateline house looking for a 14 year old chic

Concerned Citizen One: showed*

YOLT: DO YOU WANT TO MEET UP?

YOLT: HOW OLD ARE YOU?

Concerned Citizen One: 23 and a guy

Concerned Citizen One: not quite your type

YOLT: OH YOU WATCHED DATELINE?

Concerned Citizen One: im watching it right now

YOLT: THEY EDITED THAT TO SHOW WHAT THEY WANTED

Concerned Citizen One: you but you still signed a release

YOLT: UM NO

Concerned Citizen One: tey can't film you with out that

YOLT: WHY WOULD I AGREE FOR THEM TO SHOW WHAT THEY DID

Concerned Citizen One: probably because you got busted and
you know you were shit out of luck

YOLT: THEY SAID I WENT TO GO SEE A GIRL WHEN I WENT TO SEE A
YOUNGER BOY

YOLT: I MEANT THAT THE OTHER WAY AROUND

Concerned Citizen One: stillt he same shit

YOLT: NO

YOLT: IM NOT GAY

Concerned Citizen One: its still against the law either way

YOLT: THEY WERE ONLY FUCKIN WITH ME CAUSE I GOT MY GF
PREGNANT

Concerned Citizen One: the woman you spent a week talking to
said you were the worst guy she had ever talked to

YOLT: SHES A DYKE

YOLT: SHE ONLY SAID THAT FOR THE TV

Concerned Citizen One: you also said on camera that you were
trying to get help

YOLT: SHE SAID SHE LOVED ME BEFORE I WENT THERE

Concerned Citizen One: i just watched you i can even tell
you what you look like

Concerned Citizen One: of course she said that dumb ass shes
trying to bust you

Concerned Citizen One: they set you up

YOLT: I KNOW BUT MY POINT IS IT WASNT AS BAD AS THEY MADE IT
LOOKED AFTER ALL THAT EDITING AND SHIT

YOLT: SHE WAS PLAYING WITH MY EMOTIONS BY SAYING SHE LOVES
ME AND ALL THAT

Concerned Citizen One: what are you going to do when your
superiors find out?

Concerned Citizen One: dude give me a break your like 29
shes 14 and you talking on the internet

Concerned Citizen One: you wer elooking for a peice of ass

YOLT: I ALREADY GOT FIRED CAUSE OF THAT

Concerned Citizen One: there goes your career

YOLT: AND DISCHARGED

Concerned Citizen One: dishonorable discarge?

YOLT: YEA

YOLT: I DONT CARE, I ONLY ENLISTED FOR THE ASS

Concerned Citizen One: there goes all you worked for

YOLT: I GOT TONS OF ASS, AND WAS NEVER CHARGED FOR ANYTHING
FOR THE DATELINE THING

Concerned Citizen One: you shoudl turn on nbc right now

Concerned Citizen One: your on

YOLT: I DONT CARE

YOLT: IVE SEEN IT BEFORE

Concerned Citizen One: yeah but your messin with younger
girls

YOLT: SO WHAT THEYRE HORNY

Concerned Citizen One: that shit aint right... i mean think
about it

Concerned Citizen One: you got any kids?

YOLT: DOESN'T MATTER

YOLT: I GET MAD PUSSY

Concerned Citizen One: you also got a problem with that as
well

Concerned Citizen One: it cost you your job and benifits

YOLT: LIKE I SAID, I ONLY ENLISTED IN THE FIRST PLACE FOR
THE ASS

YOLT: NOT FOR THE BENEFITS

Concerned Citizen One: then why would you tell dateline you
have a problem?

YOLT: CAUSE THEY FUCKIN SURPRISED ME AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE
COPS N SHIT

YOLT: THEN I FOUND OUT THEY CANT CHARGE ME WITH SHIT FOR
THAT

Concerned Citizen One: that guy dosen't look like a cop

Concerned Citizen One: hes in a suit with papers sitting at
a table

YOLT: I THOUGHT HE WAS A FED DETECTIVE

Concerned Citizen One: the feds dont; ask questions

Concerned Citizen One: he would of took you str8 to jail

YOLT: YOU DONT UNDERSTAND, CAUSE YOU WERE WATCHIN AND THEY
EXPLAINED EVERYTHING TO YOU

YOLT: I JUST SHOWED UP AND GOT SURPRISED

YOLT: I DIDNT KNOW WHAT WAS GOIN ON AT THE MOMENT

Concerned Citizen One: well there showing all the people
like you now

Concerned Citizen One: well these guys are trying to pick up
lil boys

YOLT: SO WHAT

YOLT: THEY EDITED THE PART ABOUT ME SO IT WOULD LOOK BAD

YOLT: EVERYONE THAT KNOWS ME IRL KNOWS THATS NOT HOW IT
HAPPENED

Concerned Citizen One: well dude

Concerned Citizen One: you did the looking bad part all on
your own

YOLT: YOU ONLY SAW WHAT HAPPENED AT THAT STUPID HOUSE

Concerned Citizen One: if u want pussy so bad find a legal
chic

YOLT: YOU WERENT THERE FORE THE WEEK BEFORE THAT THAT I WAS
TALKING TO THE BITCH

YOLT: YOUNGER BITCHES ARE EASIER

YOLT: THEY JUST NEED A LITTLE PRESENT AND THEY ARE HORNY

Concerned Citizen One: pretty sick buddy

YOLT: I DIDNT ASK FOR YOUR APROVAL DID I

Concerned Citizen One: why not just pay a 18 year old eacort
or somthing if u nee dit that bad

YOLT: IM NOT GOING TO PAY FOR MY PUSSY, I HAVE STANDARDS

Concerned Citizen One: you can;t ask for anyones approval cause
most of the country except people like yourself think your sick

YOLT: BESIDES IF THE BITCH DECIDES TO TELL ME SHES PREGNANT,
IM NOT GOING TO PUT UP WITH THAT IMMATURE BS

Concerned Citizen One: yorbeing driven by an addiction and
you can;t stop

YOLT: UM UR
NOT ADDICTED TO PUSSY TOO?

Concerned Citizen One: not like you are

YOLT: WHATEVER IM JUST SMARTER

YOLT: I GO FOR THE EASY PUSSY INSTEAD OF WORKING AT IT FOR
MONTHS

Concerned Citizen One: no your dumb.. you got busted

Concerned Citizen One: and you didn;t even change your
screen name

YOLT: BUT I DIDNT GET BUSTED...

Concerned Citizen One: how do u think i got it?

Concerned Citizen One: dateline todl the country

YOLT: I TOLD YOU THEY CANT CHARGE ME FOR ANYTHING ON THAT
STUPID SHOW

YOLT: AND NOBODY WILL REMEMBER THAT SHOW IN A COUPLE WEEKS

YOLT: PLUS I GOT FIRED FROM MY JOB AND DISCHARGED

YOLT: SO I DONT SEE ANYBODY THAT I USED TO SEE

Concerned Citizen One: what do u do for work now

YOLT: IM ON UNEMPLOYMENT NOW

Concerned Citizen One: haha that will onlylast for so long

Concerned Citizen One: when you try and get a new job nobody
will hre you

Concerned Citizen One: u can;t use the army as a reference

YOLT: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

Concerned Citizen One: cause they will tell your new job
your a pervert

YOLT: IVE SAID 5 TIMES I DIDNT GET CHARGED WITH ANYTHING

YOLT: I CAN GET ANY JOB I WANT

Concerned Citizen One: oh well then why did the army fire
you

YOLT: CAUSE DATELINE TOLD THEM ABOUT THE VIDEO THEY WERE
GOING TO AIR

YOLT: BUT ITS NOT LIKE THEYRE GOING TO DO THAT EVERYTIME I
GO TO GET A JOB

Concerned Citizen One: yeah caus eyou got caught redhanded

YOLT: NO

YOLT: YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT REALLY HAPPENED

YOLT: YOU JUST KNOW THE SMALL PART THAT NBC SHOWED

Concerned Citizen One: i know you were trying to meet a 14
year old girl

Concerned Citizen One: that in itself is gross and wrong

YOLT: YEAH BUT YOU DONT KNOW THAT IT WAS HER IDEA TO MEET

YOLT: SHE WAS THE ONE THAT FIRST BROUGHT IT UP

YOLT: AND SHE WAS PLAYING WITH MY EMOTIONS

Concerned Citizen One: it dont matter

YOLT: BUT THEY MADE IT SEEM LIKE I WAS TRYING TO GET WITH
HER

Concerned Citizen One: its pretty easy just to say no

Concerned Citizen One: if a14 year old girl asked to meet me
i wouldn't consider it for one second

YOLT: YEAH BUT I WAS TALKING TO HER FOR A LONG TIME BEFORE I
WENT TO THE HOUSE

YOLT: A LOT HAPPENED BEFORE
THAT

Concerned Citizen One: dude you have no excuse

Concerned Citizen One: nuttin you say makes it right

YOLT: IM NOT LOOKING FOR YOUR APPROVAL...

YOLT: YOU IMED ME

Concerned Citizen One: well your fucked up im done talking
to you

YOLT: GOOD YOURE ANNOYING ME

yolt @ 2005-10-30T22:23:00

2005-10-31T03:23:20Z

Zeroqueen (10:18:11 PM): hey
YOLT HALLOWEEN (10:18:18 PM): HI ARE YOU A NIGGER?
Zeroqueen (10:18:23 PM): no
Zeroqueen (10:18:40 PM): i am white
Zeroqueen (10:19:07 PM): asl???
YOLT HALLOWEEN (10:19:31 PM): 7/F/LESBIAN/HOT NUDE PIX
Zeroqueen is away at 10:22:04 PM.

yolt @ 2005-10-30T18:22:00

2005-10-30T23:22:28Z

I KREATED WWW.LIVEJOURNAL.COM/~AOLTECHLOGS SO I CAN EASILY POST LOGS, IM NOT FORMATTING THEM SO THEY ARE EASY TO READ THO. THIS ALLOWS ME TO POST THEM FAST AND I DONT GET BORED REMOVING SPACES AND SHIT LIKE THAT, SO ILL END UP DOING MORE LOGS.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY = DOUBLE DEUCE

2005-10-06T22:38:20Z

I WENT TO TEH KOYOTE UGLY IN NASHVILLE. IT PONED.

BEING BACK IN THIS GAY STATE IS GAY. LUCKILY IM GOING BACK TO OHIO IN LIKE 2 WEEKS. GRANTED OHIO IS GAY, AT LEAST ITS NOT THIS GAY STATE. FUCK THIS GAY STATE. GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY.

WEST VIRGINIA PWNZ

2005-08-25T01:20:35Z

I WENT TO WEST VIRGINIA. IT IS TEH BEST STATE EVER. IT HAS CAFES WITH 5 SLOT MACHINES EACH ALL OVER THE PLACE. I WON MONEY AT A DOG TRACK IN CHARLESTON.

THEY WERE HAVING A CARNIVAL/HOMECOMING PARTY IN THE SPOT WHERE STONEWALL JACKSON WAS BORN. THERES A BIG STONE WALL MONUMENT FOR HIM THERE IN A CITY CALLED PARKERSBURG.

I THOUHT BEFORE I WENT THERE, THERE WOULD BE MAD REDNECKS. NOW THAT I AM BACK, I DONT SPECIFICALLY REMEMBER ANY REDNECKS IN THAT STATE. BUT WHILE I WAS WORKING NEAR THE OHIO/WV BORDER, I ASKED MY COWORKER WHAT STATE WE WERE CURRENTLY IN. HE TOLD ME WE WERE IN OHIO. THAT WAS KIND OF FUNNEY CAUSE I HAD JUST TALKED TO SOME DUDE THAT WAS INCREDIBLLY REDNECKISH, AND AS SOON AS I DROVE BACK TO WV, THE PEOPLE BECAME NORMAL AGAIN.

I GOT A JOB AGAIN

2005-05-08T03:56:40Z

~~THIS TIME IM NOT GOING TO GET FIRED.~~

IVE GOTTEN DRUNK 4 OUT OF THE LAST 5 NIGHTS... I MAY HAVE A PROBLEM

2005-03-23T13:40:52Z

~~IF ANYONE WHO READS THIS AKTUALLY KARES WHAT I DID, ASK ME AND ILL TELL YOU, KAUSE I DONT FEEL LIKE PUTTING IT ON LJ.~~

TEH SOUTH PWNZ

2005-03-09T22:08:15Z

~~NEWB YORK IS TEH ONLY KOOL STATE IN TEH NORTH. AND EVEN THATS NOT WORTH LIVING IN SINCE ITS SO DAMN KOALD. ANYWAYZ, IM MOVIN TO FLORIDA PERMA NINT LEE IN A KOUPLE MONTHS. BYE FAGS.~~

yolt @ 2005-03-01T05:56:00

2005-03-01T10:55:34Z

AFK 1 WEEK

IT IS MY DESTINY

2005-02-06T02:36:46Z

IM GOING TO FLORIDA ON MARCH 1ST. HOPEFULLY I WONT BE BACK

TEH BEST PWN IN TEH HISTORY OF PWNING

2005-01-07T09:59:54Z

Zeo rhapsody (7:49:05 AM): Mancow is a fucking idiot
U 7 M (8:24:06 AM): MANKOW PONES
zeo rhapsody (8:24:32 AM): They only put him on Fox News because he makes an ass out of himself.
U 7 M (8:24:45 AM): THAT MUST BE WHY GOD PUT YOU ON EARTH

yolt @ 2005-01-03T10:00:00

2005-01-03T15:00:52Z

I HAD ABSOLUTELY NO REASON WHATSOEVER FOR DOING THIS... WHICH IS WHY I FOUND IT FUNNY. I ALSO SET MY FONT NOW.

yolt @ 2004-11-10T11:03:00

2004-11-10T16:03:13Z

(NEVER TALKED TO THIS BITCH BEFORE)
Cutelabchick213 (10:59:19 AM): iam cute
yolty pockett (10:59:54 AM): OK SEND
Cutelabchick213 (10:59:59 AM): ???????????
yolty pockett (11:00:06 AM): A PICTURE
Cutelabchick213 (11:00:11 AM): dont have 1
yolty pockett (11:00:16 AM): ARE YOU A NIGGER
Cutelabchick213 (11:00:30 AM): ????????????
yolty pockett (11:00:36 AM): ILL TAKE THAT AS A YES
Cutelabchick213 (11:00:39 AM): ok
Cutelabchick213 (11:00:41 AM): a/s/l
(BLOCKED FOR STUPIDITY)

yolt @ 2004-11-03T13:38:00

2004-11-03T18:38:16Z

ITS A BRIGHT DAY IN AMERICA

yolt @ 2004-10-22T16:47:00

2004-10-22T20:47:18Z

FIRED

yolt @ 2004-10-20T01:34:00

2004-10-20T05:34:12Z

IVE BEEN WORKIN THIS WEEK. IM ABOUT TO GO IN AGAIN HERE IN A KOUPLE HOURS, IM ON FIRST SHIFT, AND I HAVENT BEEN TOLD THAT I FAILED THE PISS TEST YET, SO THATS GOOD. THE JOB ITSELF IS PRETTY KOOL. WE KAN AKTUALLY SMOKE WHILE WE WORK, SO THATS PRETTY PINP.

yolt @ 2004-10-16T04:23:00

2004-10-16T08:23:44Z

SO..... I WENT OUT LAST NIGHT, LETS JUST LEAVE IT AT THAT. I MAY HAVE A JOB DEPENDING ON WEATHER OR NOT ANYONE CAN TELL WHAT I DID LAST NIGHT. IF YOU KAN FIGURE OUT WHAT I MEAN BY THAT, YOURE EITHER A GENIOUS, OR I ALREADY EXPLAINED IT TO YOU.

RIGHT NOW I HAVE BATTLE WOUNDS OF BLISS, THAT IS... I HAVE 3 BANDS AROUND MY ARM FROM GOING TO 4 BARS, AND MARKINGS ON MY HANDS FROM ONE OF THEM WHERE THEY THOUGHT I WAS A MINOR KAUSE THE BOUNCER SPIC DUDE WAS TOO DRUNK TO READ MY I.D. AND PUT A BIG M ON MY HAND MEANING MINOR, THEN HOMEBOY POINTED OUT IM NOT A MINOR SO HE KROSSED IT OUT AND PUT SOME OTHER SHIT ON MY OTHER HAND. WE WERE GOING TO DENNYS AFTER THAT, BUT I LOST THE KROWD WHILE I WAS FOLLOWING BEHIND, SINCE I DIDNT KNOW HOW TO GET THERE. I ENDED UP FINDING IT ON MY OWN BUT I GUESS THEY SPLIT WHEN THEY REALIZED THEY LOST ME. I DAMN NEAR TOOK OUT A KARAVAN WHEN I ZOOMED INTO DENNYS PARKING LOT. I THINK I RAN OVER A KURB, IDK.

yolt @ 2004-10-09T07:18:00

2004-10-09T11:18:20Z

I WENT TO SOME BARS, EXCELLENT NIGHT.

yolt @ 2004-10-08T09:16:00

2004-10-08T13:20:20Z

I WENT TO A NUDEY BAR. I DROVE OVER A KURB LIKE THIS.