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ME LAST SUMMER [Mar. 14th, 2007|08:16 pm]
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VIEW FROM MY BACK YARD [Mar. 14th, 2007|07:47 pm]
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(no subject) [Sep. 1st, 2006|02:07 am]
I AER MOVING TO MIAMI NEXT WEEK. PWNED.
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(no subject) [Feb. 7th, 2006|03:28 pm]
I PLACED 1ST IN A 1600 FAG TEXAS HOLD'EM POKER TOURNAMENT LAST NIGHT. ACCOMPLISHING SUCH AN AMAZING FEAT EARNED ME $6720. I SIR...... AM A BADASS. THANK YOU AND GOODNIGHT.


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ASDF [Jan. 5th, 2006|06:34 pm]
You Are Lacy Panties

You're one seductive chica, but you've also got a ton of class.
You are like a pinup girl, with timeless beauty and sexiness.
Men are afraid to talk to you, knowing they'll be addicted to your charm immediately.
Only a true manly man, confident in himself, is your perfect match.
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(no subject) [Jan. 5th, 2006|06:19 pm]
My lj wedding by chynafox
username
age
city
you will marryso_pretentious
flower girlmrdna
best mankneegrow
bridesmaidjtotheneezy
you will have your last fling withtwilightx
registrarskaytorre
secretly wants to marry you themselfhackerbread
date of the weddingOctober 14, 2006
number of times you do it on your wedding night55
Quiz created with MemeGen!
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(no subject) [Nov. 14th, 2005|03:51 am]
[music |TRINA - HERE WE GO]

I WAS WATCHING DATELINE ON NBC AND THEY HAD THIS SEGMENT ON INTERNET PREDATORS, AND THEY SHOWED A BUNCH OF GUYS THAT SETUP MEETINGS WITH WHAT THEY THOUGHT WERE LITTLE KIDS AT THIS HOUSE. WHEN THE GUYS GOT TO THE HOUSE, THEY MET A GUY FROM DATELINE INSTEAD OF THE LITTLE KID THEY WENT THERE TO FUCK, AND DATELINE INTERVIEWED THEM. WELL THEY SHOWED SOME OF THE INTERNET NAMES OF THESE PEOPLE AND I GOT THE BRIGHT IDEA TO MAKE ONE OF THE SCREEN NAMES THEY SHOWED. THEY GAVE THE NAME OF THIS ONE GUY THAT WAS ON THE SHOW WHICH WAS SOME YAHOO NAME. SO I MADE THAT NAME ON AIM, SIGNED ON AND LAUGHED AT ALL THE PEOPLE THAT IMED ME TO TELL ME HOW DISGUSTING I AM (THINKING THEY WERE TALKING TO THE GUY THAT APPEARED ON DATELINE). HERE IS ONE OF THE LOGS, I EDITED THE SCREEN NAMES SO PEOPLE WONT LET THE GUY KNOW I WAS JUST FUCKING WITH HIM, AND PEOPLE WONT FUCK WITH ME!





Concerned Citizen One: hey



Concerned Citizen One: scumbag your on dateline right now
pal



YOLT: HEY BRO HOW OLD ARE YOU?



Concerned Citizen One: nuttin but im watching you on tv
right now



YOLT: YOU HOT?



Concerned Citizen One: hey joe



Concerned Citizen One: are you the dude on tv righ tnow?



YOLT: COME TO MY CHATROOM BOY



YOLT: IM LOOKING FOR SOMEONE YOUNGER



Concerned Citizen One: dont you pull that army order shit on
me buddy



Concerned Citizen One: yea i know you are you should up at
the dateline house looking for a 14 year old chic



Concerned Citizen One: showed*



YOLT: DO YOU WANT TO MEET UP?



YOLT: HOW OLD ARE YOU?



Concerned Citizen One: 23 and a guy



Concerned Citizen One: not quite your type



YOLT: OH YOU WATCHED DATELINE?



Concerned Citizen One: im watching it right now



YOLT: THEY EDITED THAT TO SHOW WHAT THEY WANTED



Concerned Citizen One: you but you still signed a release



YOLT: UM NO



Concerned Citizen One: tey can't film you with out that



YOLT: WHY WOULD I AGREE FOR THEM TO SHOW WHAT THEY DID



Concerned Citizen One: probably because you got busted and
you know you were shit out of luck



YOLT: THEY SAID I WENT TO GO SEE A GIRL WHEN I WENT TO SEE A
YOUNGER BOY



YOLT: I MEANT THAT THE OTHER WAY AROUND



Concerned Citizen One: stillt he same shit



YOLT: NO



YOLT: IM NOT GAY



Concerned Citizen One: its still against the law either way



YOLT: THEY WERE ONLY FUCKIN WITH ME CAUSE I GOT MY GF
PREGNANT



Concerned Citizen One: the woman you spent a week talking to
said you were the worst guy she had ever talked to



YOLT: SHES A DYKE



YOLT: SHE ONLY SAID THAT FOR THE TV



Concerned Citizen One: you also said on camera that you were
trying to get help



YOLT: SHE SAID SHE LOVED ME BEFORE I WENT THERE



Concerned Citizen One: i just watched you i can even tell
you what you look like



Concerned Citizen One: of course she said that dumb ass shes
trying to bust you



Concerned Citizen One: they set you up



YOLT: I KNOW BUT MY POINT IS IT WASNT AS BAD AS THEY MADE IT
LOOKED AFTER ALL THAT EDITING AND SHIT



YOLT: SHE WAS PLAYING WITH MY EMOTIONS BY SAYING SHE LOVES
ME AND ALL THAT



Concerned Citizen One: what are you going to do when your
superiors find out?



Concerned Citizen One: dude give me a break your like 29
shes 14 and you talking on the internet



Concerned Citizen One: you wer elooking for a peice of ass



YOLT: I ALREADY GOT FIRED CAUSE OF THAT



Concerned Citizen One: there goes your career



YOLT: AND DISCHARGED



Concerned Citizen One: dishonorable discarge?



YOLT: YEA



YOLT: I DONT CARE, I ONLY ENLISTED FOR THE ASS



Concerned Citizen One: there goes all you worked for



YOLT: I GOT TONS OF ASS, AND WAS NEVER CHARGED FOR ANYTHING
FOR THE DATELINE THING



Concerned Citizen One: you shoudl turn on nbc right now



Concerned Citizen One: your on



YOLT: I DONT CARE



YOLT: IVE SEEN IT BEFORE



Concerned Citizen One: yeah but your messin with younger
girls



YOLT: SO WHAT THEYRE HORNY



Concerned Citizen One: that shit aint right... i mean think
about it



Concerned Citizen One: you got any kids?



YOLT: DOESN'T MATTER



YOLT: I GET MAD PUSSY



Concerned Citizen One: you also got a problem with that as
well



Concerned Citizen One: it cost you your job and benifits



YOLT: LIKE I SAID, I ONLY ENLISTED IN THE FIRST PLACE FOR
THE ASS



YOLT: NOT FOR THE BENEFITS



Concerned Citizen One: then why would you tell dateline you
have a problem?



YOLT: CAUSE THEY FUCKIN SURPRISED ME AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE
COPS N SHIT



YOLT: THEN I FOUND OUT THEY CANT CHARGE ME WITH SHIT FOR
THAT



Concerned Citizen One: that guy dosen't look like a cop



Concerned Citizen One: hes in a suit with papers sitting at
a table



YOLT: I THOUGHT HE WAS A FED DETECTIVE



Concerned Citizen One: the feds dont; ask questions



Concerned Citizen One: he would of took you str8 to jail



YOLT: YOU DONT UNDERSTAND, CAUSE YOU WERE WATCHIN AND THEY
EXPLAINED EVERYTHING TO YOU



YOLT: I JUST SHOWED UP AND GOT SURPRISED



YOLT: I DIDNT KNOW WHAT WAS GOIN ON AT THE MOMENT



Concerned Citizen One: well there showing all the people
like you now



Concerned Citizen One: well these guys are trying to pick up
lil boys



YOLT: SO WHAT



YOLT: THEY EDITED THE PART ABOUT ME SO IT WOULD LOOK BAD



YOLT: EVERYONE THAT KNOWS ME IRL KNOWS THATS NOT HOW IT
HAPPENED



Concerned Citizen One: well dude



Concerned Citizen One: you did the looking bad part all on
your own



YOLT: YOU ONLY SAW WHAT HAPPENED AT THAT STUPID HOUSE



Concerned Citizen One: if u want pussy so bad find a legal
chic



YOLT: YOU WERENT THERE FORE THE WEEK BEFORE THAT THAT I WAS
TALKING TO THE BITCH



YOLT: YOUNGER BITCHES ARE EASIER



YOLT: THEY JUST NEED A LITTLE PRESENT AND THEY ARE HORNY



Concerned Citizen One: pretty sick buddy



YOLT: I DIDNT ASK FOR YOUR APROVAL DID I



Concerned Citizen One: why not just pay a 18 year old eacort
or somthing if u nee dit that bad



YOLT: IM NOT GOING TO PAY FOR MY PUSSY, I HAVE STANDARDS



Concerned Citizen One: you can;t ask for anyones approval cause
most of the country except people like yourself think your sick



YOLT: BESIDES IF THE BITCH DECIDES TO TELL ME SHES PREGNANT,
IM NOT GOING TO PUT UP WITH THAT IMMATURE BS



Concerned Citizen One: yorbeing driven by an addiction and
you can;t stop



YOLT: UM UR
NOT ADDICTED TO PUSSY TOO?



Concerned Citizen One: not like you are



YOLT: WHATEVER IM JUST SMARTER



YOLT: I GO FOR THE EASY PUSSY INSTEAD OF WORKING AT IT FOR
MONTHS



Concerned Citizen One: no your dumb.. you got busted



Concerned Citizen One: and you didn;t even change your
screen name



YOLT: BUT I DIDNT GET BUSTED...



Concerned Citizen One: how do u think i got it?



Concerned Citizen One: dateline todl the country



YOLT: I TOLD YOU THEY CANT CHARGE ME FOR ANYTHING ON THAT
STUPID SHOW



YOLT: AND NOBODY WILL REMEMBER THAT SHOW IN A COUPLE WEEKS



YOLT: PLUS I GOT FIRED FROM MY JOB AND DISCHARGED



YOLT: SO I DONT SEE ANYBODY THAT I USED TO SEE



Concerned Citizen One: what do u do for work now



YOLT: IM ON UNEMPLOYMENT NOW



Concerned Citizen One: haha that will onlylast for so long



Concerned Citizen One: when you try and get a new job nobody
will hre you



Concerned Citizen One: u can;t use the army as a reference



YOLT: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT



Concerned Citizen One: cause they will tell your new job
your a pervert



YOLT: IVE SAID 5 TIMES I DIDNT GET CHARGED WITH ANYTHING



YOLT: I CAN GET ANY JOB I WANT



Concerned Citizen One: oh well then why did the army fire
you



YOLT: CAUSE DATELINE TOLD THEM ABOUT THE VIDEO THEY WERE
GOING TO AIR



YOLT: BUT ITS NOT LIKE THEYRE GOING TO DO THAT EVERYTIME I
GO TO GET A JOB



Concerned Citizen One: yeah caus eyou got caught redhanded



YOLT: NO



YOLT: YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT REALLY HAPPENED



YOLT: YOU JUST KNOW THE SMALL PART THAT NBC SHOWED



Concerned Citizen One: i know you were trying to meet a 14
year old girl



Concerned Citizen One: that in itself is gross and wrong



YOLT: YEAH BUT YOU DONT KNOW THAT IT WAS HER IDEA TO MEET



YOLT: SHE WAS THE ONE THAT FIRST BROUGHT IT UP



YOLT: AND SHE WAS PLAYING WITH MY EMOTIONS



Concerned Citizen One: it dont matter



YOLT: BUT THEY MADE IT SEEM LIKE I WAS TRYING TO GET WITH
HER



Concerned Citizen One: its pretty easy just to say no



Concerned Citizen One: if a14 year old girl asked to meet me
i wouldn't consider it for one second



YOLT: YEAH BUT I WAS TALKING TO HER FOR A LONG TIME BEFORE I
WENT TO THE HOUSE



YOLT: A LOT HAPPENED BEFORE
THAT



Concerned Citizen One: dude you have no excuse



Concerned Citizen One: nuttin you say makes it right



YOLT: IM NOT LOOKING FOR YOUR APPROVAL...



YOLT: YOU IMED ME



Concerned Citizen One: well your fucked up im done talking
to you



YOLT: GOOD YOURE ANNOYING ME

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(no subject) [Oct. 30th, 2005|10:23 pm]
Zeroqueen (10:18:11 PM): hey
YOLT HALLOWEEN (10:18:18 PM): HI ARE YOU A NIGGER?
Zeroqueen (10:18:23 PM): no
Zeroqueen (10:18:40 PM): i am white
Zeroqueen (10:19:07 PM): asl???
YOLT HALLOWEEN (10:19:31 PM): 7/F/LESBIAN/HOT NUDE PIX
Zeroqueen is away at 10:22:04 PM.
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(no subject) [Oct. 30th, 2005|06:22 pm]
I KREATED WWW.LIVEJOURNAL.COM/~AOLTECHLOGS SO I CAN EASILY POST LOGS, IM NOT FORMATTING THEM SO THEY ARE EASY TO READ THO. THIS ALLOWS ME TO POST THEM FAST AND I DONT GET BORED REMOVING SPACES AND SHIT LIKE THAT, SO ILL END UP DOING MORE LOGS.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY = DOUBLE DEUCE [Oct. 6th, 2005|06:38 pm]
I WENT TO TEH KOYOTE UGLY IN NASHVILLE. IT PONED.

BEING BACK IN THIS GAY STATE IS GAY. LUCKILY IM GOING BACK TO OHIO IN LIKE 2 WEEKS. GRANTED OHIO IS GAY, AT LEAST ITS NOT THIS GAY STATE. FUCK THIS GAY STATE. GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY.
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WEST VIRGINIA PWNZ [Aug. 24th, 2005|09:20 pm]
I WENT TO WEST VIRGINIA. IT IS TEH BEST STATE EVER. IT HAS CAFES WITH 5 SLOT MACHINES EACH ALL OVER THE PLACE. I WON MONEY AT A DOG TRACK IN CHARLESTON.

THEY WERE HAVING A CARNIVAL/HOMECOMING PARTY IN THE SPOT WHERE STONEWALL JACKSON WAS BORN. THERES A BIG STONE WALL MONUMENT FOR HIM THERE IN A CITY CALLED PARKERSBURG.

I THOUHT BEFORE I WENT THERE, THERE WOULD BE MAD REDNECKS. NOW THAT I AM BACK, I DONT SPECIFICALLY REMEMBER ANY REDNECKS IN THAT STATE. BUT WHILE I WAS WORKING NEAR THE OHIO/WV BORDER, I ASKED MY COWORKER WHAT STATE WE WERE CURRENTLY IN. HE TOLD ME WE WERE IN OHIO. THAT WAS KIND OF FUNNEY CAUSE I HAD JUST TALKED TO SOME DUDE THAT WAS INCREDIBLLY REDNECKISH, AND AS SOON AS I DROVE BACK TO WV, THE PEOPLE BECAME NORMAL AGAIN.
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I GOT A JOB AGAIN [May. 7th, 2005|11:56 pm]
THIS TIME IM NOT GOING TO GET FIRED.
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IVE GOTTEN DRUNK 4 OUT OF THE LAST 5 NIGHTS... I MAY HAVE A PROBLEM [Mar. 23rd, 2005|08:41 am]
[mood | sore]

IF ANYONE WHO READS THIS AKTUALLY KARES WHAT I DID, ASK ME AND ILL TELL YOU, KAUSE I DONT FEEL LIKE PUTTING IT ON LJ.
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TEH SOUTH PWNZ [Mar. 9th, 2005|05:08 pm]
[mood | content]
[music |FOX NEWS (VGM ANSWER)]

NEWB YORK IS TEH ONLY KOOL STATE IN TEH NORTH. AND EVEN THATS NOT WORTH LIVING IN SINCE ITS SO DAMN KOALD. ANYWAYZ, IM MOVIN TO FLORIDA PERMA NINT LEE IN A KOUPLE MONTHS. BYE FAGS.
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(no subject) [Mar. 1st, 2005|05:56 am]
AFK 1 WEEK
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IT IS MY DESTINY [Feb. 5th, 2005|09:36 pm]
[mood | enraged]

IM GOING TO FLORIDA ON MARCH 1ST. HOPEFULLY I WONT BE BACK
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TEH BEST PWN IN TEH HISTORY OF PWNING [Jan. 7th, 2005|05:00 am]
Zeo rhapsody (7:49:05 AM): Mancow is a fucking idiot
U 7 M (8:24:06 AM): MANKOW PONES
zeo rhapsody (8:24:32 AM): They only put him on Fox News because he makes an ass out of himself.
U 7 M (8:24:45 AM): THAT MUST BE WHY GOD PUT YOU ON EARTH
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(no subject) [Jan. 3rd, 2005|10:00 am]
I HAD ABSOLUTELY NO REASON WHATSOEVER FOR DOING THIS... WHICH IS WHY I FOUND IT FUNNY. I ALSO SET MY FONT NOW.

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(no subject) [Nov. 10th, 2004|11:03 am]
[mood | tired]
[music |SOME STUPID SHIT ON NICKELODEON...CHANGING CHANNEL]

(NEVER TALKED TO THIS BITCH BEFORE)
Cutelabchick213 (10:59:19 AM): iam cute
yolty pockett (10:59:54 AM): OK SEND
Cutelabchick213 (10:59:59 AM): ???????????
yolty pockett (11:00:06 AM): A PICTURE
Cutelabchick213 (11:00:11 AM): dont have 1
yolty pockett (11:00:16 AM): ARE YOU A NIGGER
Cutelabchick213 (11:00:30 AM): ????????????
yolty pockett (11:00:36 AM): ILL TAKE THAT AS A YES
Cutelabchick213 (11:00:39 AM): ok
Cutelabchick213 (11:00:41 AM): a/s/l
(BLOCKED FOR STUPIDITY)
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(no subject) [Nov. 3rd, 2004|01:38 pm]
[mood | ecstatic]

ITS A BRIGHT DAY IN AMERICA
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